Findings:
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
- Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
- Is it a happy ending or a broken heart?
- Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- Are you depressed or just full of angst?
- Am I the driver or the driven?
- Am I This Or Not?
- Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
- Am I Hot or Not?
- Spit or swallow?
- Our way or the highway
- Exclusive Or
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- any way, shape or form
- Bobby Orr
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- -or
- To Stir or Not to Stir
- indulgence or indictment
- Squid or Sailor?
- bees, I am happy to report, are plenty
- Am I happy?
- Truth or Dare
- Take it or leave it
- The Lady, or the Tiger?
- Cooking for One
- 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
- Is electricity lazy or smart?
- I may or may not have been naked
- Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
- Ten stars or so
- believe it or not
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Dead or Alive
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Your place or mine?
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Jan Ors
- Sew or Staple?
- Void where prohibited or taxed
- Working hard, or hardly working?
- Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
- Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
- Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- In my craft or sullen art
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- island or lake?
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- I am so fucking happy
- male or female
- Man... or Astro-man?
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
- and/or
- Heaven or Las Vegas
- Is language innate or learned?
- Abort, Retry, or Fail?
- Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
- I am happy
- Lila or a Lie
- more or less
- Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- Pair or Single
- For Better or For Worse
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- Opening champagne or sparkling wine
- Either/Or
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
- Bikini or thong?
- is that a siren or a saxophone?
- or what?
- The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
- When writers use Latin
- Is this the last four years or what?
- Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- shift left (or right) logical
- and this is for when you feel happy, this is for when you feel sad
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- Glen or Glenda
- Portland, Oregon
- Skate or Die
- Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
- My country, right or wrong!
- Do or do not, there is no try
- 54-40 or fight!
- Bad command or file name
- or
- Queen or country?
- Trick or treat
- I am not depressed
- To be or not to be
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Are you in the light or in the dark?
- Subtitled or Dubbed?
- Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
- paper or plastic
- Technological or Media Determinism
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- St. John's or St. John?
- A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Red or Blue Pill
- Your Money or Your Life
- Ripley's Believe it or Not!
- sooner or later
- Win, Lose, or Draw
- Live Free Or Die!
- Be a model or just look like one
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Abused or neglected children
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
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