Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm sorry, sir. The world is not answering the phone anymore. It's watching television."

• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Answering a phone that never rings
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Answering a dead phone line
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm Not Sorry
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm sorry for your loss
• Speaking on Wal-Mart's P.A. system via any phone in the world
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm so sorry
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm sorry
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• So. Central Rain
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• Watching the world go by
• The end of the world phone voice
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm not a part of this world
• answering machine
• ApoxyButt's guide to corporate email answering
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Answering Questions About Your Employment at the NSA
• Answering Questions About Your Agency Training at the NSA
• Jean-Paul Sartre's Answering Machine Message
• Latin answering machine message
• all of these questions need answering
• Jeff Murdock's Answering Machine Message
• Answering Dan Dana
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• There are no stars any more
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I was not sleeping anymore
• That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
• It's not the same anymore
• Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Words we can't say anymore
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
• Nobody sends snail mail anymore
• no one listens anymore
• the moon won't shine into my window anymore
• This isn't fun anymore
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• I am not afraid of you any more
• Casual sex: it's not just for 'sinners' anymore
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Why I will not fly US Airways anymore
• Standardbred
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• anymore
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• Nobody Goes to Earth Anymore
• We don't dig our graves, anymore.
• There Is No Love Between Us Anymore
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• I don't love you anymore
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• i can't love you anymore
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Robots don't write poetry. Anymore.
• the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• If we're both dead, it's not necrophilia anymore.
• Your body is not your home, anymore
• i can't smoke with you anymore
• I will not be late anymore
• I Never Dream of Violets Anymore
• Cannae ye create a nodeshell anymore, laddie?
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Not Home Anymore
• I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• IM
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it

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