• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• All good men are either gay or married
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• You're All I Need to Get By
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• All the girls you slept with are getting married
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm glad you're here.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• You're All Alone
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• I have spent all night paging you
• Free for All
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• Jesus is all I need
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• All Shook Down
• All Is Vanity (user)
• Where are all the stupid Americans?
• A wink can cover all sorts of things.
• My girl is all right
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• Southern All Stars
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• All he left her was alone
• All About Anna
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• All of our lives are spent buying memories
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• Superman For All Seasons
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• What're we gonna do tomorrow night, Brain?
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm working on it
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I Married a Strange Person!
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• You're all Sheep
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• youre an idiot (user)
• Why, you're no bigger 'n a corn nugget!
• And in time all this will pass
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• don't spend it all in one place
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• sentence with all the letters
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• The All Encompassing Thought Database
• All My Hope on God is Founded
• God does all things to magnify His glory
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• She is all I am listening to here
• The not at all wittily titled end of 2002 London noder meet
• All the time Nina (user)
• To End All Wars
• We are all literature
• All the Young Dudes
• All you ever dream
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• All words are meant poetically. Else we'd all just point and possibly grunt.
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• It's all round and round in my mind.
• How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• In all that you never were
• AJAX for all (document)
• I've been a wild rover for many a year, and I've spent all my money on whiskey and beer...
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• the words I'm after
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I'm running away to Alaska
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm dead (user)
• Why do you want to get married?
• Married with Children
• it is a waste of time to piss off thefez
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• you're so poetic tonight
• You're playing you, now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• You're so boned
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• The Burdens Of All
• And All That Could Have Been
• I knew it all along...
• All Things Will Die
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• All your Information are belong to us
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare

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