If foul play
is involved, the best way to dispose of a human
corpse would be lye
is a substance also known as sodium hydroxide
formula NaOH) and is used mainly in chemistry labs, and in the production of soap
-making (and corrosive) property of the chemical is what is most beneficial for our purposes.
Take the corpse
, place it in some large garbage bags, and transfer it to the trunk of your car. Then, drive the car to your house, and at night when your neighbor
s won't see you, transfer the body to your bathtub
. Now take the body out of the plastic bag
s, and strip it naked
. It would be a good idea to burn the bags, and the clothes. Cover the body with a whole bunch of lye, plug the tub, and fill with a small amount of warm water.
Less than a week later, pull the plug, and the body will be oh-so-much soap and hair. Now all your legal problems are over.
Disclaimer: Don't fucking do this! Seriously, don't! If you do, it's not my fucking problem or fault