Honey Bucket is a brand of outhouse I see all over the Portland, OR area. I see them at most outdoor concert events, food festivals, and the like. I find it really amusing that someone would name one of the stinkiest possible things a "honey bucket". A honey bucket should be the name of a big tub of, you guessed it, honey! A super huge, jumbo industrial kitchen size tub of honey. But no, its an outhouse. A portable honey toilet.

I drove behind a truck carrying a bunch of these today on the freeway. It didn't bother me much since I had the windows up. Then, I started wondering if the Buckets were empty or full. A vision of a big outhouse full of who-knows-what crashing through my windshield flashed through my head, and I decided to change lanes.

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