"Poor Heisenberg, he knows exactly how fast his keys are moving."

This is a physics joke playing on the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. This principal states that you can know definitely only one property of an elementary particle:

1. Its exact location, or 2. Its exact velocity

Determining one of these properties alters the other.
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