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• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• You can never get away from yourself
• Stoned music memories
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Where the streets have no name
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• I hold you where no one else can go
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• You know you've been away from home too long
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• How to jump into water from a height
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Shoo Cat, Go down from the Table!
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• How to set up a formal table
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• All you can eat
• You take up too much space
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I can feel the reality of your teeth, your jaw.
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I have made up a name for my disease
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• Jack Gets Up
• Can I have a light?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Get back to where you once belonged
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• because I have given up any care
• I have too much to say
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Getting drinking water from bamboo
• The Town Where No One Got Off
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
• Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone
• What I have learned from being fired
• windows where I can look out
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Get it up
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• I can write, too.
• Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Slipping away from myself
• I can eat a peach for hours
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• The game where you get to shoot people on TV
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Come Up From the Fields Father
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• They grow up. No one told me.
• from where you are
• qanat get there from here
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I can only speak for myself
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• taxi into position and hold
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Dr Pepper imitations
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• You too can spend four years
• Can I Get An Amen?
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• I have no browser and I must node!
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• And then I crawled out from under the table
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• Where have all the poets gone?
• Up From Slavery
• There was a land where lived no violets
• The place where there is no darkness
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• September has such a feeling
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• No evil can happen
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You have no socially redeeming value
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• I want to reach my hand into the dark and feel what reaches back
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You have no power over me
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Having sex up against a wall
• Can I masturbate too much?
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With

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