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• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Where the streets have no name
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• I hold you where no one else can go
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• can you show me where this came from?
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• You can never get away from yourself
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• Stoned music memories
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• No evil can happen
• It's cold in the city. I find my intimacy where I can.
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• What can you get for three cents?
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Can I get a sketch?
• Singing in the mountains where nobody can hear you
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I can write, too.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• I can no longer tell you
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• can you imagine having to spend the rest of eternity in Illinois?
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• September has such a feeling
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• I can only speak for myself
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• You too can spend four years
• No one can be in two places at once
• Can I Get An Amen?
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• The least I can get away with
• I can feel the reality of your teeth, your jaw.
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
• can you get enough of me?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Can I wake you up?
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• no power in the verse can stop me
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• The words no one can find
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Can I eat him, boss?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• There are no sleep in can
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• I can do it myself
• No government can ever give you freedom
• All you can eat
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• I can see your house from here
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Playing the guitar can cause RSI
• Can I have a light?
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• The Japan That Can Say No
• The alien zombies are coming. I can feel it in my bones.
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• I can feel you forgetting me
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• plain fiction that i can write myself
• Who needs love when you can have death?

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