Findings:
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- At this point, we have no idea where the bodies are coming from
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Can I get MTV from kissing?
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
- I hold you where no one else can go
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Stoned music memories
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- No man can eat fifty eggs
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- Where the streets have no name
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- You can never get away from yourself
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- I get up from my sleeping spot
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
- I have no memory of my Mother
- Slipping away from myself
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
- The game where you get to shoot people on TV
- I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- How books get into libraries
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- Baptist fear of dancing
- You can't get there from here
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
- Come Up From the Fields Father
- My withdrawal into myself
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- I have no complaint
- I Eat Books from Cover to Cover
- A reason to drink
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- Intellectual property laws have gone too far
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Let them eat cake
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Something I Can Never Have
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
- from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I can feel the radiation... changing me...
- Men have feelings too
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
- I have too many clothes
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- I have made up a name for my disease
- Having sex up against a wall
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- Get Up and Bar the Door
- What can we expect from the aliens?
- Playing the guitar can cause RSI
- Can I get a sketch?
- Your boss can fire you for no reason
- how to get into UCLA
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
- Kids have no concept of time
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- because I have given up any care
- I have too much to say
- The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
- Up From Slavery
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Plants HAve Rights, Too!
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
- while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
- Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
- DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- A fine mess you've gotten me into
- plain fiction that i can write myself
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- kids grow up too fast
- Words Have No Meaning
- Too loud to pick up that flinch.
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- Having to sit next to my ex on my flight from Chicago
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- And love keeps pouring into Toronto from everywhere it's despised
- There was a land where lived no violets
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- All you can eat
- They grow up. No one told me.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- And Death shall have no Dominion
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- No shot too cheap
- The alien zombies are coming. I can feel it in my bones.
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- They're from Seattle and they're too wet to burn yet
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- windows where I can look out
- The Get Up Kids
- The place where there is no darkness
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- You take up too much space
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- The people from work table
- Getting food from outdoor restaurant tables
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- No matter where you go, there you are
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- I can eat a peach for hours
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- Can I have a light?
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
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