"Mr. Flynn, if I may have a word -- "
"Sasquatch."
"Oh, um. May I have a few words, then?"
"Nitwit. Blubber. Oddment. Tweak."
"May I have an actual sentence?"
"No you may not."
"May I give you an actual sentence?"
"You've been doing it for some time now."
"Alright. Well, ahem: Please tell me why you have been so evasive and effusive towards me for the past week."
"Because I banged your wife and I was too ashamed to speak to you."
"You -- "
"Also your mother."
"Are you being serious?"
"I never joke. Now let's get back to work, shall we?"
"I think it would be far wiser me to get back to work at some other corporation, but I appreciate your honesty, and I will leave you with two words: Fuck you."
"Oh, are you offering?"
"Son of a -- "
"That's three words. It was nice working with you, Mr. Mulligan."