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Perform an authentic Egyptian burial with the dissectee. Remove their internal organs, use lots of natron, get out the bandages, let them drain for a month - the whole bit. While they are being mummified, invite your local Egyptian priest to perform the associated religious actions. Try to get the shop class to build a scale model of the Great Pyramid out of concrete. If teachers/classmates complain, claim they are denying your right to religious freedom. Once the dissectee has been interred, refer to it thereafter as "Horace, the Sun God", and make daily offerings of cheese. Call down its wrath on those that offend you.

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