Family Video is a very good chain of video stores here in Central Illinois and possibly elsewhere, though I don't claim to know where. They have low prices, friendly service, a good atmosphere, and, as the name of the store suggests, hundreds of porn titles on open display. Yes, any softcore porn you like is prominantly showcased at the top of each and every shelf and dias for you and your family to enjoy. Of course, most of the hardcore stuff is in its own separate room, which employs a clever mechanism which flawlessly baffles young children every time... a sharp corner.

So come on out to Family Video with your family for some good 'ol fashioned family-style pornography! Yee-haw!

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