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According to Douglas Adams's Hitchhiker's "Trilogy", Eccentrica Gallumbits is the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six.
Ms. Gallumbits has been known to describe Zaphod Beeblebrox as "the Best Bang since the Big One," and is often featured in the favorite dreams of Ford Prefect.
To quote Mr. Prefect, "Some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body. Me, I disagree, I say five."
She is also the author of The Big Bang Theory--A Personal View, one of the best selling novels in the universe (after The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy).

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