If you hated the person who told you the Easter bunny
or Santa Claus
didn’t really exist - Stop reading this now
Right. Dame Edna Everage
is a great entertainer and performer as Athos
pointed out - BUT
you should know three very important things about her that you may not want to know, or that may disturb you greatly.
(You were warned
Firstly: "Dame Edna Everage" is not a real "Dame
". Shocking, I know. A "Dame" is (1) A woman holding a nonhereditary
title conferred by a sovereign
in recognition of personal merit
or service to the country
, or (2) The wife or widow of a knight
. Therefore "Dame Edna Everage" cannot be a real "Dame"*.
(If that didn’t shock you enough there's more
Secondly; Edna Everage has a penis
- yes the one eye'd trouser snake
, the wife’s best friend
, the percy
, the cock
, the mans stick
, your prick
, your hard member
... but I digress
... Furthermore she contains all the parts necessary to be classified as a male
, and none of the parts necessary to be classified as a female
. Thusly, Edna Everage is a man.
(Are you sure you don’t want to stop reading now - you just read the last paragraph right?)
Finally; Edna Everage isn’t even HIS/HER real name. Edna Everage is really 67 year-old character actor
So when ever you see Edna Everage dressed in his/her outrageous dresses talking about the womanly thing to do
on TV shows like "Dame Edna’s Neighborhood Watch
" - Just remember; He/She's not a women, He/She's not a real Dame and he/she is actually a really old character actor named Barry Humphries.
* The fact that “Dame” is slang for “old woman” in many places has been noted. This is why I say; “Dame Edna Everage is not a real Dame” instead of "Dame Edna Everage is not a Dame".