(Ff you live in an area where Cumberland Farms does
not exist, please substitute "God Damn Convenience Store"
for "Cumberland Farms." Thank you for your patience.)
Tomorrow I will go down to the god damn
, a block and god damn half away
from my god damn roach infested apartment, and
apply for a god damn job.
There's nothing new or exciting about this for me.
A - I've worked in a Cumberland Farms before.
B - I'm in it for the money
, not the life changing
that Cumberland Farms has to offer.
Please, next time you are in a Cumberland Farms,
look at the plethera
of items the
Look at the items that surround your skull.
Nicotine products, high calorie sustenance,
, all designed to entice...
to drag you in...
while I worked at Cumberland Farms
a few years ago
I sit back there and watch as people flipped through
set strategically around the store
designed to make people believe they're saving money.
After seven hours of sitting on a stool
one tends to
grow a little cynical.
Listen to the words of Lenny Bruce
the world is perfect:
"Do you know that there are guys in jail for doing it