I must kill my boss
He doesn't understand me
I'm only one man
Netware almost works
Old NDS tree is dead
New tree not ready
Long time at my desk
Haven't seen the sun in days
Does the sun still rise?
Lunch was quick today
My burger burns my belly
No time for complaints
E2 is my life
I must node from my office
Manager says no!

Our vision? To be
The very best in our field
Reality? We suck.