This is a song by Athens, Georgia group Of Montreal. It is not on an album, but was released on their 2002 Tour CDR. There is a violin underneath in addition to the usual cacophony of sounds including guitar, bass, xylophone, samples, and with child-like vocals the following is sung:

Is Christmas safe for animals?
Soft and squishy animated mammals?
Tapping so lightly on their teeth with a gun
My god are they cold?

Is Christmas safe for animals?
Crippled with fear of the sparking wires on an electrical beach
Plagued by the thought that a bird cannot smile

{Kevin Barnes}:
Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for $225 each? Put it on your Sears card!

{Old Ad Recording}:
Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for $225 each? Put it on your Sears card!
{Mockingly} Put it on your Sears card! {Chanting}:
(why rent?)
(why rent?)
(why rent?) when you can put it on your Sears card?
(why rent?)
(why rent?)
Christmas isn't safe
for animals.

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