The Beast of Craggy Island
DOUGAL: Because of the beast. They say it's as big as four cats, and it's got a retractable leg so as it
can leap up at you better and you know what Ted, it lights up at night, and it's got four ears. Two of
them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, and it's claws are as big as cups and
for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs. Doyle was tellin' me that it's got magnets
on it's tail so as if you're made out of metal it can attatch itself to you, and instead of a mouth it's got four
And later ...
DOUGAL: (while walking) And some of his ears are on the inside of his head and when he yawns it
sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel.
And not much later ...
DOUGAL: And he doesn't have any eyebrows at all, except on Saturdays