When one takes the
significant other to most any
flat sports field on the
premise of a
romantic evening. Yes, the
stars are beautiful to look at, but when you are done getting all
sweaty and
flushed, make sure you take the blanket, clothes, and wrapper with you. If not, the
used condom and wrapper lie somewhere between
second base and the outfield fence until some
unsuspecting ballplayer slips on the
rubber and discovers the
remnants of your late-night
bunting.
Note: Not recommended on the area where hockey is played.