CaptainSpam
- user since
- Tue Jun 1 1999 at 16:41:17 (9.2 years ago )
- last seen
- Fri Aug 22 2003 at 23:37:11 (5 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 272 - View CaptainSpam's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 5 (Monk) / 8751
- C!s spent
- 199
- mission drive within everything
- That thing... over there...
- specialties
- Being a lousy artist who can't draw worth beans and being proud of it.
- school/company
- Oakland University / Exclaim Industries
- motto
- Evil never dies, it just comes back in reruns
- most recent writeup
- Lode Runner: The Legend Returns
| Spam might be back. The dust has settled, many of his nodes have been nuked, he's putting the past behind him, and he might, just might be back with a vengence. Or not with a vengence. It's hard to say.
Hello. My name is Spam, welcome to my world. ---------------------------------------------I am your local twisted geek for the Fraser, MI area of the US. By "Twisted geek", I mean that I fail to follow many of the classifications most other geeks have. For example, I may be the only geek on this planet with ultimately no desire to watch anime. Figure that one out. Please. I've been trying to figure it out for years. I doodle. I do this despite my severe lack of artistic talent. I do not doodle to create meaningful, beautiful pictures. Rather, I doodle for two reasons: 1) Output my brain onto paper, and 2) Weaponry. A bad drawing can be very useful when conventional arms run out. Also, be careful, as I sometimes lapse into speaking/chatting with a combination vague British/Australian accent. You have been warned. I also draw a webcomic, The Dementia of Magic. It's at http://dementia.keenspace.com.
Welcome to CaptainSpam's homenode. You'll be lost enough. ---------------------------------------------Vitals:
Website: Exclaim Industries, www.exclaimindustries.net. You want bad drawings? Lousy audio skits? Randomly chosen tidbits of info? Bean Man? You've come to the right place. (Er... rather, you WOULD be at the right place if you went there)
---------------------------------------------The closest attempt to branding me with a label to date:
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User Bookmarks:
- Albuquerque, New Mexico
- Earthbound
- Everything Theme Song
- Sounds of Noding
- Sorting Algorithms
- XP Whore
- Reticulating splines
- Drawing War
- The parable of Ernie and Bert and the painting of the cow eating grass
- May 29, 2000 (idea)
- X-Chat log to E2 Node converter script
- R.E.M. ordering breakfast at Denny's at 3 AM
- Final Fantasy formula
- Robot Odyssey
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Dream Log: August 22, 2000
- Exchanging authors
- If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
- XP For Nothing
- All your base are belong to us
- Lounge Against the Machine
- Hatten är din
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- September 18, 2001 (idea)
- Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2