user since
Tue Jun 1 1999 at 16:41:17 (15.2 years ago )
last seen
Fri Aug 22 2003 at 23:37:11 (10.9 years ago )
number of write-ups
272 - View CaptainSpam's writeups (feed)
level / experience
9 (Archivist) / 9390
C!s spent
196
mission drive within everything
That thing... over there...
specialties
Being a lousy artist who can't draw worth beans and being proud of it.
school/company
Oakland University / Exclaim Industries
motto
Evil never dies, it just comes back in reruns
most recent writeup
Lode Runner: The Legend Returns
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Spam might be back. The dust has settled, many of his nodes have been nuked, he's putting the past behind him, and he might, just might be back with a vengence.

Or not with a vengence. It's hard to say.

Hello.  My name is Spam, welcome to my world.
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I am your local twisted geek for the Fraser, MI area of the US. By "Twisted geek", I mean that I fail to follow many of the classifications most other geeks have. For example, I may be the only geek on this planet with ultimately no desire to watch anime. Figure that one out. Please. I've been trying to figure it out for years.

I doodle. I do this despite my severe lack of artistic talent. I do not doodle to create meaningful, beautiful pictures. Rather, I doodle for two reasons: 1) Output my brain onto paper, and 2) Weaponry. A bad drawing can be very useful when conventional arms run out.

Also, be careful, as I sometimes lapse into speaking/chatting with a combination vague British/Australian accent. You have been warned.

I also draw a webcomic, The Dementia of Magic. It's at http://dementia.keenspace.com.

Welcome to CaptainSpam's homenode. You'll be lost enough.

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Vitals:

Website: Exclaim Industries, www.exclaimindustries.net. You want bad drawings? Lousy audio skits? Randomly chosen tidbits of info? Bean Man? You've come to the right place. (Er... rather, you WOULD be at the right place if you went there)
E-Mail: captainspam@exclaimindustries.net
ICQ UIN: 5929866
AIM Handle: MrSpicyRobot
Jabber Name: CaptainSpam@myjabber.net
Yahoo! ID: MrSpicyRobot
MSN Messenger Account: mrspicyrobot@hotmail.com
Former Place of employment: Meijer #63 (13 Mile Road & Little Mack in Roseville, MI)
Current Place of employment: Meijer #145 (15 Mile Road & Utica in Fraser, MI)
Preferred class in Nethack: Wizard or Valkyrie. Magic or brute force with cold resistance? The eternal decision...

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