• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• There will be no more stories to read
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• This poem can be put off no longer
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• My life may no longer be my own
• They will not be named!
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• But what are they really thinking?
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• There is a silence in my heart, and your voice no longer breaks it
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• HP is no longer an engineering company
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I will always be in the details
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• No one can be in two places at once
• there will be a last
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• This love will be your downfall.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• They Might Be Giants
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• God has no free will
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• I no longer look askance at the outlier cats,
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I will node no more forever
• I will be in my trailer!
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• There is no god but God
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• No, they are not stupid
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• The Delusional Is No Longer Marginal
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• There is no dream but this.
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
• Will I be given that chance?
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• No one can be totally logical
• If No One Will Love Me
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• I will Linux no more forever
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• They are all pretty but fading.
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• Automobile tire pressure
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be

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