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• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• There will be no more stories to read
• This poem can be put off no longer
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• My life may no longer be my own
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• They will not be named!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• play dumb
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• If you build it they will come
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I will always be weird inside
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• there will be a last
• I will be light
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• I no longer look askance at the outlier cats,
• I will fear no evil
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• There is no god but God
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Dear Sir
• The Delusional Is No Longer Marginal
• Golf? No sir, prefer prison flog!
• I will fight no more forever
• You will be assimilated
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• You are no longer someone's first
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Things never were what they used to be
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Who Will Be There
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• There is no dream but this.
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• I fear I will be nothing
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• The next life will be better
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• the world will be remade in our image
• Carl Everett
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• If you will it, it is no legend
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Boys will be boys
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will I cease to be
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• If it be your will
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• No Snakes, but We've Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• I am no longer an EDB refugee
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Free Will Baptists
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• The end will be a sellout
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• Our eyes speak of memories you no longer see
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• The Ten Commandments revised
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Even the dead will not be safe
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• No Longer, Orpheus
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• I Shall Be Free No. 10

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