A sub-human individual, whose sole purpose in life is to make the lives of other, more productive members of our society, miserable. Bureaucrats often flock in herds, making up a Bureaucracy. The Bureaucrat is a minion of Satan, whose sole purpose in life is to wear out everyone's patience. A Bureaucrat can be recognized for their affinity towards paper with pointless memoranda scribbled on it, their ability to pass the buck, and their tendency to tell you that what you want can't be done.

Bu*reau"crat (?), n.

An official of a bureau; esp. an official confirmed in a narrow and arbitrary routine.

C. Kingsley.

 

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