Beaker

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(person) by hfiennes Sat Nov 13 1999 at 10:20:35
Lab Assistant in The Muppet Show. Generally ends up at the wrong end of a science experiment, and appears to know what he has coming, hence is worried expression and somewhat panicked noises he makes. He owns an amazing trapdoor of a mouth.
(person) by iceowl Thu Mar 21 2002 at 15:18:45
In the United States Antarctic Program non-scientists on the ice call scientists beakers. The term comes from the Muppet character beaker with the mouse trap mouth who says nothing but, "mememememememe."

Beaker is not a fundamentally derogatory term, though some researchers react negatively when called that. To most it is a term of distant endearment as long as it is not preceded by an explicative. Like everything in Antarctica the word fuck used as a modifier denotes frustration, and indeed, every word in Antarctica is graced with the appending or prepending of a tense of fuck by every person at one time or another. Thus, when someone goes from being a "beaker", to a "fucking beaker", one has crossed a boundary of civility that would have been best left alone in such close, isolated quarters.

People who are not "beakers" on the ice are called "people".

(definition) by Webster 1913 Tue Dec 21 1999 at 22:04:27

Beak"er (?), n. [OE. biker; akin to Icel. bikarr, Sw. bagare, Dan. baeger, G. becher, It. bicchiere; -- all fr. LL. bicarium, prob. fr. Gr. wine jar, or perh. L. bacar wine vessel. Cf. Pitcher a jug.]

1.

A large drinking cup, with a wide mouth, supported on a foot or standard.

2.

An open-mouthed, thin glass vessel, having a projecting lip for pouring; -- used for holding solutions requiring heat.

Knight.

 

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