Bad Libs #1, A Homocide Note
Type of celestial body
Verb ending in -ing
Different persons name
You are a fucking adjective . I cannot believe that I have to share the same Type of celestial body as you. I pine for moment of your demise and often contemplate bringing your sad existence to a premature end by sicking my rabid pet Noun (animal) on your fucking ass.
If you had any idea how unpleasant it is to have a Noun up your ass, you'd stop pissing me off. If you see me coming, I advise you to Verb as fast as you can because your overwhelming stupidity makes me feel Adjective and homocidal. I shudder in terror at the prospect of spending any extended amount of time with you yet I can't seem to rid myself of you short of Verb ending in -ing you to death and tossing your remains in a container (which I am seriously concidering). You would save us both a lot of trouble by either shooting yourself or moving to Country .