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Making love	Memories are meant to fade : They're designed that way for a reason	How to get a blow job	Elf needs food badly
That is not dead which can eternal lie	I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant	Get your mind out of the gutter	BASEketball
We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing	Why I dislike the term "making love"	naked	She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond	I like my coffee the way I like my women	Fish have no concept of fire	massage
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