Findings:

• /etc/magic
• Puerto Rican profanity
• /etc/mnttab
• /etc/shadow (user)
• /etc/shutdown.allow
• /etc/shadow
• As Consequent, Etc.
• ETC
• /etc/securetty
• /etc/rc.conf
• /etc/profile
• etc (user)
• a pearl, etc.
• Books etc
• maintenant: NOW, maintenance: upkeep, etc. enforced now-ness
• Impressions left of tones, smells, etc.
• RCDD
• /etc/netmasks
• /etc
• .etc
• What Befell Candide, Cunegund, Pangloss, Martin, etc.
• /etc/hosts
• /etc/protocols
• /etc/services
• /etc/ethers
• /etc/bootptab
• etc.
• /etc/resolv.conf
• yeksihw, mur, nig etc.
• /etc/hosts.lpd
• /etc/exports
• /etc/syslogd.conf
• /etc/system
• /etc/passwd
• To Fry Parsley, Herbs, Bread-crumbs, etc
• Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum

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