Autobiography of a Fetus (idea)

Things that a fetus would say if it could speak	Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt	abortion	Why capital punishment is a bad idea
The Hollow Men	Why a cat shouldn't sleep on your bed	abort	MxPx
Prozac	silver halide	Decompose	womb
early memories	When's your birthday?	Icicle	Jesus
antinatalism	lost and found	Incubator	field mouse
short battery life

Quit that scratching you bastards!