Findings:
- Weird things you find when reading documentation
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- get weird; take dance breaks
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
- Stoned music memories
- weird (user)
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- The Weird Dude (user)
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- Weird patents
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- "Weird" Pete Ashton
- news of the weird
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- the weird part of youtube
- Weird State Laws
- Weird Tales
- weird fiction
- Random Weird Root Vegetable Soup
- Why People Believe Weird Things
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
- I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
- catting weird things to /dev/audio
- Verbing weirds language
- That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
- Weird ass tasty biscuit treat, most intriguing
- weird fishes
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- The Weird Resurrection of the Frog that Makes the Rain
- Sundance is weird
- The weird, strange Buenos Aires gig of Nirvana
- Humans are weird
- Archie's Weird Mysteries
- Weird sex with strange people
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- I'll get there when I get there
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
- When did the World get so old?
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- When are you going to stop running?
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- An important sentence to know when going abroad
- Trying to be weird is not enough
- Weird experiences with classical self-conditioning
- The ritualistic cannibalization of one's own savior is weird
- My Weird Drunken Adventure
- Weird-ass exam technique
- What to do if you discover a friend's parent in a News of the Weird article
- Weird echoing voices in my head
- Weird Science
- Going by the script when talking to people
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Weird Wars
- Too weird to live, too rare to die
- Weird War Tales #77
- weird (but yummy) purple chicken
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Weird, yet disturbingly satisfying feelings
- I like you. Why are you so weird?
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- Weird comic book numbering
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Weird things went down easier if you were already talking to the plants
- Weird Twitter
- Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
- The Weird Candy
- Weird Sun Twitter
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- The Weird
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- Snappy answers to a weird question
- weird flex but ok
- Weird Niche Internet Drama (category)
- Weird headless death cult of writer apostles
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- Get your juices going
- We get too tense when we drive
- When I Get Low I Get High
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- How naked are we going to get?
- What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- When I get mad I throw harder
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- When I turned round...
- we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Love is Weird
- Weird drug
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- weird
- Weird Sister (user)
- The erotic tales of 'old McMurty': that weird kid's favourite dead dog
- Some words look weird
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Tourist Traps with Weird Physics
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- Weird naked Indian
- Weird Richard and The One Tree
- T.A.Z.: For a Congress of Weird Religions
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- Logan, the weird video store security guard
- The Scared Weird Little Guys
- Weird Revolution
- When I get like this
- I will always be weird inside
- weird radio, deserts, ghost towns, diesel moons
- Feed Me Weird Things
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
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