Findings:
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Know How, Can Do
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I don't know how to smile
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to f*** up
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- How to set up and record an EEG
- How much more can we bear?
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How high can you stack whippets?
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How can you still breathe?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- Chipirones en su tinta
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How can you sleep at night?
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- How can people listen to that crap?
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- Learn how to spell
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Holding up a bank in Latin
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How to learn French swear words
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- How to make your breasts look bigger
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- How not to faint when you can't move
- How to scream when no one is looking
- Thou shalt learn how to spell
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- How can I see far?
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- Who what when where why & how
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How long can you hold your breath?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How you can become infected with HIV
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- You remember how to whistle don't you?
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How fast can blind people read?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- How to tell she's good looking
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How to pick up women
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- How to pick up men
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- I just don't know when to quit.
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
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