Findings:
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Please stop annoying me
- all the cute guys will be there
- She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
- The Bus Stops in Yosemite National Park
- Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
- Pencil me in for next Tuesday
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- me so cute (user)
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Stop looking at me
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- Next time you leave me
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- STOP MUTING ME (user)
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- no power in the verse can stop me
- Stop killing me now
- Pity me not because the light of day
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- I wanted the light to guide me to the darkness
- Nothing can stop me now
- From Darkness, Lead Me To Light
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- stop calling me
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
- stop picking on me
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- Will You Stop Helping Me!
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Smile at guys, for me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Cute
- Cute receptionist
- Cute fuzzy widdle aminals
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- Obligatory Cute Anime Animal
- Her hair, tangled
- I want someone to do cute things for
- We don't write poetry because it's cute
- Cute as hell
- The cute kitten represents violence and carnage
- What makes her so cute?
- social reality (and cute elephants)
- listen mr. cute sweater you are all kinds of a sugar
- How to do the fabled cute face!
- The Cute Age
- you were so cute
- I'm Cute
- Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
- 2 cute 4 u (user)
- A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
- cute pari (user)
- Cute Overload
- sweetand cute (user)
- thats cute (user)
- sometimes cute (user)
- Cute, Quaint, Hungry, and Romantic
- cute gurl (user)
- You look so cute with your little whiskers and your bald tail and ow, ow, that's my fingernail!
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- Guy Smiley (user)
- Some guy named Chris (user)
- That guy
- guy
- Guy Gavriel Kay
- The Tall Guy
- nice guy
- nature never stops
- Nik and the Nice Guys
- right guy
- tough guy
- The Cable Guy
- Guy Fawkes
- Guy Debord
- The Fall Guy
- two girls and a guy
- Shirt Guy Tom
- Just a guy on a horse
- computer guy lite
- Nice guys finish last
- Exquisite Dead Guy
- Arcata Guy (user)
- Guy Dynamic
- You just cut that guy off
- Fall guy
- just a guy (user)
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- guy bob receptacles (user)
- sane guy (user)
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- Dead Guy Ale
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- guys in Speedos
- Prison tough guy
- Guys with shaved legs
- Nice Guy Eddie
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- One of the guys
- Guys and Dolls
- Guys who wear skirts
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- He's a good guy friend
- The three kinds of nice guys
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
- date movies for guys
- Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- getting hit by a guy
- Strong Guy
- Guy Ritchie
- That guy issue
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- The little guy
- Operation Good Guys
- Good-looking guy game
- Teeny Little Super Guy
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Guy Incognito (user)
- Guy Williams
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- funny fat guy who dies
- That Crazy Guy!
- Guy Fawkes scenario
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- I'm the Bad Guy
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Autistic guy on the city bus
- free guy
- guy movie
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Guy Game
- How I became the Naked Guy
- Guy Innagorillasuit (user)
- The baby, the immigrant, and the guy on mushrooms
- Guy Burgess
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