Findings:
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- There will be no more stories to read
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- There need to be more powers
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- eternity would be boring
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- I never thought it would be like this
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Where would America be without Canada?
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- Not to be taken internally
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- There Will Be Blood
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- There ought to be limits to freedom
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- No place I'd rather be
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- The Man Who Would Be King
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- There can be only one
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- you had to be there
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- Be a problematic duck over there
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- not to be taken away
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- A whimper would be fine
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- There will never be another you
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- it would be hilarious if only
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- there will be a last
- Life without music would be a mistake
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The best kind of bartender
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
- There will be time
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- Mind without body
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- That I Would Be Good
- Who Will Be There
- I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Some things that fly there be
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- Be Here Now
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- There are times when they seem to be right
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Just to see what it would be like
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- Be there or be square
- There is some place I need to be
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- Where's the kaboom?
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
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