Findings:
- haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
- Too many mes
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- A little child could never kill this clean
- How Prom nearly killed me
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- There's a certain silence driving me mad
- Too Many Puppies
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Too Many Daves
- Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
- I Know Who Killed Me
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- The lady doth protest too much, methinks
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Do you think you could love me now?
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- kill me (user)
- kill me now (user)
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- How many living things are there on earth?
- Error: Too many errors
- Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Far too many ways to name your meat
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- There is no real me
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- there are many voids but this one is mine
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- College sucked for me too
- me too (user)
- If you could see me cry
- there are many mansions in my father's house
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- Please Kill Me
- Someone please kill me
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
- It kills me to watch them go
- That which does not kill me...
- how my computer nearly killed me
- She kills me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- Too many cigarettes and not enough lung
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- too many men on the ice
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Furstenberg's proof that there are infinitely many prime numbers
- Why are there twice as many nodes as writeups?
- Too Many Notes: a 300-word essay on brevity
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- there are many ways to speak the truth
- Solving a maze
- I could take this in doses large enough to kill
- The letter inside of me is too long to write
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- Me too
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- "me too" product
- It could have been me
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- Never Too Many Long Goodbyes
- Too many of my days are spent stuffing my cheeks with food and crash landing in the ocean.
- There are a million girls like me out there
- It Hurts Me Too
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- Before you, there was me
- There is a panther stalks me down
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
- There is more of me than you imagine
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
- Too Many Cooks
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Nothing could kill the Grimace
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- Only a little child could kill this cleanly
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
- kill him dead; don't call me
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor
- All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
- Could you have danced with me?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- She says kill. I say how many.
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
- Too many cooks spoil the dish
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- There are as many numbers between 0 and 1 as there are in the set of all real numbers
- Too many lemons and not enough limes
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
- There were many who went in huddled procession
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- Counting proof that there are infinitely many prime numbers
- Too many secrets
- I have too many clothes
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Everybody is in too many pieces
- there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
- I know how many there are.
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- How many primes are there?
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- too many of you fighting over nothing
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- You know there's so many people living in this house
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- too many words
- Many of our lowest priced attractions are right over there
- How many infinities are there?
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
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