Findings:
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- cat haters
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- People who carp about their jobs
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- Dead links in writeups
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- Flaunting your sexuality
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Things people put up their butts
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- play dumb
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Know your pets
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- Capitalize, please
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- The other people who hate war
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- The bored who complain
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- Rednecks hating Canada
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
- Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
- I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
- Fifteen words about butt kicking
- Envy is a bitch who smiles and blows smokerings
- we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- The thing to understand about trans people
- 10 Things I Hate About You
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- They are all pretty but fading.
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- i dream about the ones who are gone
- The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
- What your piano curriculum says about you
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
- But who codes the coders?
- Bitch Quest 2009 - Who's the Bitch?
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- You say you love; but with a voice
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- The Princess Who Kicked Butt
- The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- But What About the Property Damage?
- Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- The Umbrella Academy is about damaged people
- Populism doesn't care about people, just about The People
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Congratulations, you are about to experience a profound challenge
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- But what are they really thinking?
- Say my name, bitch!
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- I love my apartment but hate the management.
- But who nodes the noders?
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
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