Findings:
- They might not need me - yet they might -
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- Now I understand what you tried to say to me
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- me, now and again
- They forgot to give me the operating system!
- So help me God
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- Nothing can stop me now
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- We're bigger than Jesus now
- Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
- They are telling me it is time to go
- And They Believed Me!
- I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Can't you hear me knocking
- Please help me!
- Help me help you
- Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Rock Me, Sexy Jesus
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- Only Jesus can judge me
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Can't Buy Me Love
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- think of me now
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- They call me Engineer-khan
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- help me (user)
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
- lord help me, for i am weak
- Jesus loves me, right?
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- They took my job. They took my hands.
- Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Yes me, right now
- Frilly putty in me now
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Can't change me
- The drinks that helped me through 2023
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- They Don't Want Me
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- They asked me to write a letter
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
- They grow up. No one told me.
- They inspire me
- Simple words, simple dreams
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- let me know who you are now.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- Stop killing me now
- Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
- They love me in San Francisco
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
- kill me now (user)
- They don't touch me the same way
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- You can't fire me, I quit.
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Violins can't help it
- Everyone has something they can't cook
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- You say you want to help me
- god help me
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Help Me, Daddy
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Herbs to help you get a job
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Where you can't find me
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- Help Me, Rhonda
- If Jesus came to Earth now
- Jesus' blood never failed me yet
- Jesus Loves Me
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- Craigslist Job Offer
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- Jesus He Knows Me
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- Me and Jesus
- The Girl Can't Help It
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Help Me Out, Will You?
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- She looks at me and she laughs
- They All Laughed
- Rural medicine crisis: Job offers
- Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
- Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- Do you think you could love me now?
- Hear me now
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- They want me for a focus group!
- I know they are watching me
- They had been expecting me
- They Know Me
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- They Flee From Me
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
- Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
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