happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
happy birthday dear yaaaa-ammmmmmm
happy birthday to me
I, princess yam, declare this to be a day of celebration and feasting. Pudding and monkeys for all! Sticky tape and chewing gum for none!
I shall now ride my white horse in to town, where I will get rid of this stupid suit I wear at work and put on decrepit old jeans and a shiny plastic purple necklace.
I am turning 10 years old!
Okay, no, I'm 21. I can drink in the states, which was, of course, my life's ambition. It's a multiple of 7, so I declare it to be a lucky year, even if it's not prime.
tra-la-la!