The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! The sickeningly
greasy butter cream that looks and tastes like
whipped butter rather than thick cream and leaves even your
teeth slick with oil! The powdered sugar which is placed so as to fall only on your clothing and the surrounding
countryside, avoiding forever your tongue! Worse, the tasteless
UNSWEETENED pastry which initially seems
comestible, only to turn in to an unmentionable substance with the consistency, taste, and
charisma of powdered paper!
BEWARE!