i'll pull down your arm in an arm-wrestle
i'll open a shelter for the bankrupt on Baltic Avenue and go directly to jail without passing go for protesting at Park Place
i'll ask my cat his opinion
i'll sing to lonesome fenceposts in the moonlight
i'll light a candle in remembrance
but I might not remember, oh no I might not..
i'll praise yellow dresses to the streetlamps
i'll play games with the buses and see if they cheat
i'll steal rubber thimbles to bake with
i'll hold up a convenience store with red roses and force them to accept my penny jar
i'll name all my office supplies and take pictures just in case they escape
i'll wear a tall hat
i'll demand a recount
i'll dye my elastic bands green

I'll walk down the street and I'll look in your eyes, I'll look straight in your eyes, and if neither one dies, yes if neither one dies I'll surrender!