If you have ever watched the film "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" on network television, you will instantly recognize this phrase as the terrbile (but funny as all hell) redubb that NBC did of a certain word in the film:
We can't pick up Sloane in your car,
Cameron. Rooney'd never believe Mr.
Peterson drives that piece of tin.
It's not a piece of tin.
It's a piece of tin . Don't worry
about it. I don't even have a piece
of tin. I have to envy yours. Look,
I'm sorry but there's nothing else
we can do.
This version is also famous for the "if you stuck a lump of coal in his fist, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.." line.