My sister, being the twisted, somewhat sadistic person that she is, invented many ways to torture her character in The Sims. Now, for your enjoyment, is a selection of these methods of torture, enough to make even the ancient Chinese jealous!

  • Lock them in a house with no doors or windows, only a fireplace and lots of wooden furniture. Make them light a fire.
  • Make a pool, have a Sim jump in. Delete the ladders and diving boards. Leave them there until their stamina is at zero.
  • Make two people using none of the personality points. Put them in two seperate houses. Wait until their relationship meter is at -100. Walk them out onto the street, gather the neighbors around, take bets, and watch them duke it out!
  • Force them to listen to country music on their radio.

I'm sure you can all come up with good tortures to add to this node. As for me, maybe she'll cough up the CD one of these days and let me play it. Maybe.