Professional dirt scraper with a misplaced passion for beating people about the heads with swords an other sharp implements. Other interests include bareing my recently pierced breast in public (Bodecia-style) and acting as a model for medieval chain mail!!! Overgrown goldfish and historically irreverant T.V. gets the mouth watering too.
***And, in case its not blatently obvious, I'm not a well puppy!!! But HEY, I'm happy!!!