As everyone knows,
time is money. And
pooping takes time. As such, it's important for any financially responsible
individual to know exactly how much he or she makes while pooping. To figure out how much
money you make while on the
commode at
work, use this simple
formula:
(Yearly Salary / Workdays in a Year) = x
(x / Work Hours in a Day) = y
(y / 60) = z
(z * Minutes Spent Pooping) = answer
For example, if you make $55,000 a year, work every day except weekends, and spent 20 minutes pooping:
(55,000 / 261) = 210.73
(210.73 / 8) = 26.34
(26.34 / 60) = 0.44
(0.44 * 20) = $8.80
Easy, huh?