The Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger holds the unique distinction of being the only thing I have ever eaten that smelled exactly the same coming out as it did going in.

That's not to say it smelled bad going in. Actually, it smells rather nice; a bacony smell with a hint of cheesiness and beef. It tastes pretty damn good, too. One of my favorite burgers, though I have to be careful not to eat too many or I'd quickly build up to a heart attack.

But I'm quite serious when I say it smells exactly the same on the way out as it smells on the way in. Perhaps it's just me. I mean, normally, my poop smells like poop. Not that I pay much attention. But a day or so after eating a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger, after it's had sufficient time to work its way through my bowels, the smell permeates my poo and completely overpowers the normal poo smell.

It's really kind of unnerving, when you think about it.