Bacon-like product consisting of what? Nitrates I'm sure, and possibly miscellaneous meat stuffs. I remember the commercial from the 1980's going something like this; "Move over, bacon. Here comes something leaner. Sizzalean."

I said this once in a sleep deprived trance on my way back into bed with Scott years ago. He never let me live that one down. Particuliarily since he was the REALLY tall, skinny one, maybe he thought he looked like a slice? So, Sizzalean was my petname from then on. Ugh. The nicknames I end up with. Named after a pork product.