"A bagel with cream cheese", okay... but... "and turkey"
?! And then you heated it up?! In a microwave?!
I'd rather not rush to judgement, but it is beginning to seem as if there are worse problems going on here than just some retarded boy-band consumer-culture nonsense
I'd agree with the rest of your writeup, if I could just get past the bagel thing. Baked goods in a microwave?!
Listen, people, taking an axe to the TV
is a crucial first step, but the microwave's gotta be next, even before you start avoiding magazine racks. If you teach your kids to put bagels in microwaves, I will not be responsible for the consequences