Reunite Gondwanaland!

Look at it this way: If the plates really were "floating", one of them would have capsized before now in rough weather and we'd all know about it. And since the Earth was created in 4004 BC, there hasn't been enough time for the continents to drift very far anyhow. Most of "geological" "theory" asserts the existence of phenomena which have to happen over timespans that simply can't be reconciled with Biblical chronology. Quod erat demonstrandum: Plate tectonics is a hoax.