The
International Feminist Conspiracy has acquired
nuclear weapons.
Hillary Clinton snuck a round dozen
warheads out of the
Oval Office in her purse when nobody was looking.
Those liberals are sneaky like that!
Pursuant to paragraph 9, page 43 of
The Feminist Agenda (
Bard College Press, 1971) they intend to kill off every man on Earth except for
Alan Alda and
Charles Nelson Reilly. When the
Agenda was composed,
Andy Warhol,
Truman Capote, and
Moshe Dayan were on the list as well, but they checked out early.
Our only hope is
constant vigiliance! If we're watching, then they'll be, like, scared to try anything.