Ultima Ratio Editorum:

  • That's gotta be a record for a nuked node by pdraleigh

    He did a writeup asking about some dull spam (not trolls; trolls are vertebrates) that got vaporized (the spam did) before he had a chance to read it. That writeup was itself nuked immediately, and rightly so: It belonged in the Chatterbox, because nobody will care or even remember about the spam after this evening. Well, when that first writeup got nuked, he posted this one asking about that. I killed this one on sight; I don't yet know who nailed the other. It doesn't really matter. The point is that these are Chatterbox questions, not good writeup material.

    In answer to the question, however: I doubt very much that it's a record for time-to-nuke.

  • funny names by pvoltaire

    pvoltaire thinks he can prove inductively that Robert Graves was an archaeologist. Wharfinger believes that induction is beside the point when you can go look it up. Graves was a classicist, poet, and novelist. If anybody has evidence to the contrary (evidence, not hot air), let me know and we'll restore the writeup.

  • i'm here for the napkin up my ass by entropy

    Apparently, he once said that to somebody. He doesn't have anything else to say about it. Maybe that's for the best.

    The user was neither warned nor informed. Think before you node.

  • How to wipe your butt with one square of toilet paper and people should be allowed to keep midgits as pets by entropy

    Both were moronic; the former was also sickening, and the latter misspelled. My gut feeling here is that the user wants his account to be nuked. I have no objection.

  • C-- by silicus

    "What C++ should have been named." Tell us why or don't bother.

  • Exploded Abomination by maxarturo (here for two days in mid-July)

    This appeared to be part of a moronic personality-conflict flamewar from another website. We have more than enough personality-conflict bullshit of our own, so I can't see the sense in importing more.

  • Winston Churchill by Morgan (last seen in January 2000)

    "Leader of Great Britain during World War 2." Nov 13 1999. If that were all we had, I'd keep it, but we've got a lot of information in other writeups now.

September the sixth (going by US Eastern Standard Time) was an eventful day here in our little paradise. Out, out, damned spot!

No comment:

/msg Lethal How do you keep a moron in suspense?, How to keep an idiot entertained for hours... any others? is this your specialty? i think it's nuke request time, on at least one of them. we've got five variations of that "joke" here.

Nodeshells Worth Nuking:

i'm here for the napkin up my ass, people should be allowed to keep midgits as pets, Exploded Abomination

/msg eclip5e would you mind filling in {"Two sword, one style"} a bit, or doing a nuke request? thanks. /msg renster could we have some hardlinks in {Zarro Boogs found}? /msg fondue your writeup in {Best Users makes noding addictive} might be a good candidate for a nuke request, i think. patientfox plagiarized writeup in {body count} : http://www.bodycount.com/biography.html second warning, no response. kill if he's logged in since 1:44 UTC 9/8/00. /msg ajaxlemoN {C--} is plagiarized. please submit a nuke request. ref:http://www.gshotts.com/HUMOR/languages.htm /msg eldritch {Melville} would be a much better writeup if you hardlink all the song titles and tell us a bit about the album: what does it sound like, was it more of he same or a big change, etc. stuff like that. check back on {RTTI} by newbie mmorgan27; sent Read Me link colour of paradise, broken link {Muffin King} crap, kill if user has logged in since 1:30 UTC 9/8