angela by sexndeath (last seen March 1): Empty writeup.
Daniel Pritchett by sexndeath (last seen March 1):
"cool ass motherfucker / He's giving me a computer. / Aint that some shit? " Gee. There's also a writeup there by an active user, which contains only the word "me". It's informative, I guess; maybe a god would want to zap that one painlessly...? Or not. Well, I /msg'd him. Tick, tick, tick . . .
dumbass by drwiii (never seen on E2): "Typical Microsoft customer. See: PHB". Listen, I don't like Microsoft either, but can we at least try to be interesting or informative about it?
e-mail by daglo (last seen June 21): "see: email". Thank you, daglo. Daglo says in his home node that he has three kids (one was due in August but it's September, so the kid will have been born by now). He's trying to make me feel sorry for him. He's sadly deluded: I have no mercy. The milk of human kindness does not flow in my veins. I have no more human feeling than a bowling ball or a Boston tow-truck driver (said tow-truck drivers do, however, have a sharp nose for the long green: If you catch 'em in the act, they'll give you a 50% discount for cash on the barrelhead; you keep your car and no hard feelings). I kill without compunction and sometimes (as in "see foo" writeups) with damn little hesitation.