Findings:

• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• A Conversation With An Old Friend
• Tastes like chicken
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• The future like another country, and a ticket in my hand
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• An old guy I saw in the subway
• Boy suspended for pointing chicken finger like gun
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Old Country migratory observation with familial duty
• Prince Albert, Can Optional: A Noder Invades the Old Country on Ridiculously Short Notice
• I recommend driving like an Old Lady
• food fight
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• No Fool Like and Old Fool
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• like hypnotizing chickens (document)
• Ass like a chicken
• a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
• The Old Country
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Old Country Buffet
• No Country for Old Men
• West Country Guy (user)
• I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
• I feel like I'm being watched
• A Fantastic story from an old guy
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Religion is like an old pair of shoes
• Gloss over the losses, like they're an old pair of lips
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Ruminations on being lost in a foreign country as a young boy
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• being
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 9: In Which We Meet a Wise Old Bird
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• Just being quiet and close
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being There
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Being short
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The curse of being named Tim
• being complimentary
• What's wrong with being independent
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Accidental death odds
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• On Being the Right Size
• The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
• Being Digital
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• Being both black and white
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Being licked to death by kittens
• For the Time Being
• Single Being
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• being true to your nature
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• On Being the one who goes away
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• The curse of being gifted
• All things being equal
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American
• On being a college radio DJ
• The joys of being jailbait
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?

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