Ants on a Log is the "official" name of the popular kids' snack that most (normal) families have had at least once.

MATERIALS: The material list is pretty easy. Construction of this work of art may take several minutes.

CONSTRUCTION: Building this fantabulous yummy can be broken down into a few simple steps.
  1. Wash and cut celery to taste. You like the leafy and brown bits? Be my guest.
  2. Using the butter knife in a somewhat creative fashion, spread peanut butter down the groove of the Celery.
  3. Dot raisins along the peanut butter.
  4. Tell your kids it's Ants on a Log and they will think it's so much cooler than it is.
I had this several times as a kid and, in my humble opinion, tops even the Ants on a Board delicacy.