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Mon Jul 17 2000 at 18:27:25
12 Good Ways To Ruin A
Club
.
Don't go to
meetings
.
But if you do go - Go late.
Never accept an
office
, it is easier to
criticise
than to actually do anything.
If asked by the
chairman
to give your opinion about something important say you have no comment.
After the meeting however, buy a
beer
and tell everyone how things should be done.
Hold back your
membership
money as long as possible or better still don't
pay
at all.
If you agree with everything at the meeting, make sure you disagree with it afterwards in the pub.
When everything else fails abuse the office holders, especially any female on the
committee
.
Don't bother getting new
members
let the
secretary
do it.
Talk co-operation for the fellow with you but never co-operate with him.
Don't tell the club how it can help you but if it doesn’t help you tell everyone its
useless
.
Do Nothing more than necessary but when other members roll up their sleeves and
willingly
and
selflessly
give of their time to keep the club going, complain that the club is being run by a
clique
.
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