Waking up in a
dumpster can be pretty hard, especially in
conjunction with a
hangover that feels like someone is trying to
arc weld your
eyeballs to the back of your
skull and raw throat from drinking
pure alcohol, screaming to
ZZ Top's
legs and then
undrinking the
pure alcohol.
Waking up is typically followed by moments of panic when you realize:
- Your wallet is not in your pants pocket
- You're wearing no pants
- You don't recognise this alley
- You're not sure what part of town you're in
- you're not sure what town you're in
Everyone should
wake up in a dumpster at least once some point in their single lives. The wise select a morning other than that of their wedding to do this.
This has been a The Nodeshell Rescue Team production.